Finding it hard to walk through doorways upstanding? Unable 'to do the limbo rock' and take a group photo with your face being in the frame- this is for you: 8 advantages of being a tall guy/girl
1. Other people look up to you
This is literately true, especially if you wear a really tall and colorful hat. People will definitely look up and stare. 3. You give great piggyback rides...
...but will never receive any. 5. You get picked to play sports
The coach is waving you onto the field. This is your moment. You've only just taken your place alongside your teammates when you realize that, though you might be tall you're horrible at sports. The fear is overwhelming, you desperately look for a way to escape maybe if you stay away from the ball everything will be fine. WRONG - the ball will find you. You are now the only one left on your side of the field and the opposing team is racing towards you. If you get that ball you will be a hero, you courageously charge... You wake up in the hospital with four stitches on your forehead and a note from the coach telling you that, next time you should probably stay on the bench. |
2. Tall people are more noticeable
That's nice. But what about when you are being approached by your boss, Larry. You know he is trying to make you stay late, work this Saturday, or wash his dog. You have to hide, maybe you'll casually place yourself in a crowd of your co-workers. But Larry quickly finds the one who is “sticking out”. Happy dog washing this Saturday evening 4. Having a bad hair day?
It doesn't matter! You're already up so high that, the clouds probably cover the catastrophe happening on your head. If you're not really that big, then use the tall and colorful hat from earlier. Or any hat. |
7. Tall people generally make more money
Try telling your employer that... |
6. You can reach anything
This is actually really useful – and your friends really love it. Not just your friends. Everybody seems to want to talk to you, have you reach things for them. Congratulations, your height has just provided you with a job as everyone's personal assistant. You can start at your local supermarket tomorrow. The pay is non-existent. |
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8. Owning your height
You have been born with a heavy burden, but if you learn to work your tall, it will become your greatest advantage. Try combining your tall with a bad-ass walk and a mean glare. You won't ever have to worry about line-cutters or rude comments again. Though you might also scare away everyone else. |