Christmas might be the time where you meet your significant other. When this happens, I just wanted to be sure that, I provided you with the right tools to get this lucky boy or girl into your sleigh... did I just write that? Anyway, if I didn't do this there would be millions of people ending up alone, probably. Soooo.... without futher ado, I present you with: 8 Christmas themed pick up lines (That may or may not get you the love of your life)
1. You: Can I take your picure?
Significant other: Why? You (smoothly): Because I need to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas... (Significant other is swept of their feet and rushed to the emergency room, that's how smooth this line is) |
3. You: Shouldn't you be on top of a tree?
(Long dramatic pause) You: Angle..... Sidenote: There's a chance the significant other might leave during the pause. |
4. You: If
you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good
year-round.
Sidenote: Making comparisons to trees might not alwasy be the best move. |
5. You: I
didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Sidenote: This pick up line is adorable and will always work! |
6. You: What's a nice guy/girl like you doing on my naughty list?
Requires: A list A cheeky smile No shame |
7. You: Let’s
get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.
For the significant other who is into the whole "dark-Santa" thing. |
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8. You: Can
you hold my gloves for a second?
You: I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter |